I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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