She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
high people should be assigned attendants
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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