Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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