Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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