how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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