she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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