But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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