When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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