So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
