id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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