Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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