But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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