He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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