Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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