thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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