Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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