its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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