Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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