i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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