You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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