How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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