So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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