At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
it was like his penis was on wheels.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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