You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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