I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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