redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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