i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Im part way to drunk.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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