im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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