weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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