never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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