you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I won't apologize to a one balled man
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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