I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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