i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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