But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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