But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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