For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
