I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My penis needs a shock collar
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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