Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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