we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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