Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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