think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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