The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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