Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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