mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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