Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar