Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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