god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.