so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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