found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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