Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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