just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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