That's when you crack a 10am beer
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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