I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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