Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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