I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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