I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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