that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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