So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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