Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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