can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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